Creatine and Four Spices
Creatine is the only thing in the glass with strong evidence behind it. Everything else is there to make sure I drink it.
Every morning now, before anything else: warm water, apple cider vinegar, cayenne, cinnamon, turmeric, black pepper, pink salt, creatine, a few drops of stevia. I saw the format in a clip and rebuilt it out of what was already in the kitchen.
What goes in
The vinegar is Funat — organic, unfiltered, unpasteurised, Italian apples, «con la Madre» on the label. Badia cayenne. Ground Saigon cinnamon. Ground turmeric. Black pepper from the grinder. Pink salt. Animal Creatine HMB+. Liquid stevia, without which this is genuinely hard to drink.
The powders get portioned into small glass jars on the weekend. In the morning the kettle goes on, water onto the scale, pour, stir, drink. Under a minute, and nothing to decide.
What the evidence supports
Creatine. Creatine monohydrate has strong evidence for strength and lean mass alongside resistance training, and it is one of the most studied supplements there is. The cognition work is younger and less settled. It is the only thing in the glass I would defend on its own — and what is established is creatine itself, not this branded blend, whose full formulation I have not audited.
Turmeric with black pepper. Piperine raises curcumin's bioavailability at studied supplement doses, which is why the two are usually paired. That is an absorption finding, not a health outcome, and it says nothing about an unmeasured pinch of kitchen turmeric. I do not know whether this part does anything.
Cinnamon. The evidence on cinnamon and blood glucose is mixed, and the trials use more than I put in. I cannot read a benefit into this amount.
Apple cider vinegar. Small trials suggest vinegar taken around a meal can blunt the post-meal glucose rise. Whether that survives being taken on its own before breakfast, I do not know. The «with the mother» part is a real property of the product and not a demonstrated benefit.
Cayenne. At studied doses capsaicin produces a small rise in energy expenditure. Mostly it makes the drink taste like something is happening.
Salt. Sodium and chloride. No established special benefit to taking it first thing.
What it is for
Put together, that is a thin case. Stacking several modest ingredients does not produce one strong ingredient.
What it is actually doing is duller. It puts creatine, water and electrolytes into a fixed slot at an hour when nothing competes for my attention, and the jars remove the last step where I could skip it. I have no data saying mornings beat evenings. I have a routine I have kept, which is a smaller claim.
The spices are the delivery vehicle. The creatine is the reason. I would keep the glass with just those two in it — I would just forget to drink it.
Six of Six — week one of the training block, and the two loads that actually went up.
MONSTER 2.0 — The Kitchen — the nutrition plan this sits on top of.